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Joe Rogan talks about Climate Change (feat. Ben Shapiro)

 Joe:  Ben, I wanted to talk to you about climate change.

Ben Shapiro: (nodding) Sure thing, Joe. It's a very pressing issue facing our society today.

Joe: (excitedly) Absolutely. And I think I've come up with a brilliant solution to save the planet.

Ben Shapiro: (raising an eyebrow) Oh boy, I'm almost afraid to ask. What's your solution, Joe?

Joe: (confidently) We need to build giant fans all around the world and point them at the sun. That way, we can blow the sun's rays back into space and cool down the earth.

Ben Shapiro: (stunned) Joe, I don't even know where to begin with that idea. That's not how climate change works.

Joe: (defensive) Hey, it's worth a shot, right? And we could power the fans with wind turbines, so it's eco-friendly.

Ben Shapiro: (shaking his head) That's not the point, Joe. Climate change is a complex issue that requires a multifaceted solution. Building giant fans won't solve anything.

Joe: (grinning) Okay, okay. How about this? We could all just hold our breaths for a few hours every day. That way, we won't be breathing out carbon dioxide.

Ben Shapiro: (exasperated) Joe, that's not how breathing works. We need to reduce carbon emissions on a global scale, not just hold our breaths.

Joe: (excitedly) Okay, okay, I've got another one. Instead of using fossil fuels, we should power our cars with hamsters. Hear me out, Ben.

Ben Shapiro: (skeptical) Hamsters?

Joe: (nodding) Yes, hamsters. We could put them in little wheels under the car and they could run to power the engine. And when they get tired, we can just switch them out for fresh hamsters.

Ben Shapiro: (unamused) That's not practical, Joe. It's inhumane and the amount of hamsters needed to power a car would be ridiculous.

Joe: (defensive) Okay, fine. What about using giant rubber bands to launch our cars forward? We could stretch them out and let them snap back, propelling the car forward.

Ben Shapiro: (incredulous) Joe, that's not even remotely feasible. It would take an incredible amount of energy to stretch those rubber bands and the force could be dangerous.

Joe: (thoughtful) Okay, okay. What if we genetically engineer trees to grow into car shapes? That way, we could just drive around in living vehicles.

Ben Shapiro: (frustrated) Joe, that's not how biology works. And even if we could do that, it would take years for those trees to grow into the shape of a car.

Joe: (pouting) Alright, I give up. Maybe I'm not cut out for solving this climate change stuff.

Ben Shapiro: (smiling) It's okay, Joe. Let's leave the climate solutions to the experts.

Joe: (grinning) Maybe next time I'll come up with some more grounded solutions. Or maybe not.

 

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