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Joe Rogan interviews Ron DeSantis

 Joe Rogan: Welcome to the show, Governor DeSantis! How are you doing today?

Ron DeSantis: I'm doing great, Joe. Thanks for having me.

Joe Rogan: So, you're running for President in 2024. What's your plan for the country?

Ron DeSantis: Well, Joe, I'm focused on keeping America great. We need to protect our borders, support our law enforcement, and promote economic growth.

Joe Rogan: Sounds good, but what about aliens? Have you thought about how you'll deal with the possibility of extraterrestrial life?

Ron DeSantis: Joe, I don't think that's a pressing issue right now.

Joe Rogan: Come on, Governor! The people want to know! Will you build a wall to keep out the space aliens?

Ron DeSantis: I don't think that would be necessary. I don't believe in aliens.

Joe Rogan: And what about the UFO sightings? I hear Florida is a hot spot for that kind of thing.

Ron DeSantis: I'm not sure where you're getting your information, Joe.

Joe Rogan: Oh, I have my sources. Jamie, pull that up.

(Joe turns to an empty chair next to him)

Joe Rogan: Oh wait, Jamie's not here. Sorry, Governor, I forgot that I fired my producer.

Ron DeSantis: (rolling his eyes) That's okay, Joe.

Joe Rogan: So, how's life been as governor of Florida?

Ron DeSantis: It's been a challenge, but I'm doing my best to serve the people of my state.

Joe Rogan: You know, I'm a big fan of Florida. It's like the Wild West down there.

Ron DeSantis: Uh, I wouldn't say that exactly.

Joe Rogan: But seriously, you guys have some crazy stuff going on down there. Alligators in people's swimming pools?

Ron DeSantis: Yeah, that can happen, but we take it in stride.

Joe Rogan: But alligators? They're a big problem in Florida. Have you considered arming the citizens with rocket launchers to take them out?

Ron DeSantis: Joe, I think we'll stick to traditional methods of alligator control.

Joe Rogan: Alright, alright. Let's talk serious now. Have you ever tried DMT?

Ron DeSantis: (pauses) No, Joe. I haven't.

Joe Rogan: Well, you should. It'll change your whole perspective on life.

Ron DeSantis: I'll keep that in mind, Joe.

Joe Rogan: Alright. Last question. How do you plan to unite the country and bring us together?

Ron DeSantis: Well, Joe, I believe in the American people. We need to focus on what unites us rather than what divides us.

Joe Rogan: That's a great answer, Governor. But have you considered hosting a giant paintball battle between Republicans and Democrats to settle our differences?

Ron DeSantis: Joe, I don't think that would be the best approach.

Joe Rogan: Alright, fair enough. Thanks for coming on the show, Governor DeSantis. It's been a pleasure talking to you.

Ron DeSantis: Thanks for having me, Joe. It's been great.

Joe Rogan: Well folks, there you have it. Another successful interview. See you next time.

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