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Joe Rogan discusses a possible Alien Invasion (feat. Ben Shapiro)

 Joe: Ben, do you believe in aliens?

Ben Shapiro: Uh, what?

Joe: Aliens.

Ben Shapiro: I don't really have an opinion on the existence of extraterrestrial life, Joe.

Joe: But what if I told you that I have inside information that aliens are real and they're coming to Earth?

Ben Shapiro: I'd say that's an extraordinary claim, Joe, and you'd need some extraordinary evidence to back it up.

Joe: Well, I have a guy who knows a guy who works at Area 51, and he said that there's a secret government program to prepare for an alien invasion.

Ben Shapiro: (skeptical) That sounds like a conspiracy theory, Joe. And even if it were true, what would be the point in discussing it on this podcast?

Joe: Look, I know this sounds crazy, but we need to be ready for anything. We can't let those little green men take over our planet.

Ben Shapiro: (sighs) Joe, I think it's safe to say that we have more pressing issues to worry about than a hypothetical alien invasion.

Joe: The point is, we need to be prepared, Ben. We can't just sit around and wait for the aliens to arrive.

Ben Shapiro: (amused) And how exactly do you propose we prepare for an alien invasion?

Joe: Okay, okay. How about this - we send a team of MMA fighters to battle the aliens in hand-to-hand combat.

Ben Shapiro: (laughing) Joe, I think you're confusing aliens with professional wrestlers.

Joe: Well, we could start by building a wall around the planet. That'll keep them out.

Ben Shapiro: (chuckles) Joe, I don't think a wall is going to stop an advanced alien civilization from reaching Earth.

Joe: You know, you're right Ben. Building a wall may not be enough. We need to start thinking outside the box here.

Ben Shapiro: (skeptical) And what exactly do you have in mind, Joe?

Joe: (enthusiastically) We could train dolphins to fight the aliens! Dolphins are smart and can be taught to do all sorts of tricks. I'm sure they could learn to take down an alien spacecraft.

Ben Shapiro: (shaking his head) Joe, dolphins are intelligent creatures, but they're not exactly trained soldiers.

Joe: (defensive) Hey, you never know! Dolphins are basically the Navy SEALs of the sea.

Ben Shapiro: (sighs) Joe, I think it's time we move on from this topic. Can we discuss something a bit more serious?

Joe: (disappointed) Sure, I guess. But I'm telling you, if we trained dolphins to fight the aliens, we could save the world.

Ben Shapiro: (shakes his head) I think we're better off leaving interstellar defense to the professionals, Joe.

Joe: (defeated) Alright, alright. But don't say I didn't warn you when the aliens come knocking on our door.

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