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Andrew Tate meets Rick Sanchez

Rick Sanchez was walking through a multiverse portal when he suddenly bumped into Andrew Tate, a controversial internet personality.
 

Rick: "Oh, great. Just what I needed. Another internet troll from a universe I've never heard of."

Andrew: "Excuse me? I demand respect. I'm a successful businessman and entrepreneur who has helped countless people achieve their goals."

Rick: "Uh-huh. That's nice. But what have you really accomplished besides making money off of other people's insecurities?"

Andrew: "I've achieved a lot. I've built a successful business and I'm a self-made millionaire."

Rick: "Wow, a millionaire. That's so impressive. Maybe one day you'll be able to buy yourself some original thoughts." 

Andrew: "What do you mean by that?"

Rick: "I mean that you're just spouting the same tired cliches that every other self-help guru does. You don't have anything original or insightful to say."

Andrew: "Whatever, I'm just going to keep living my life of luxury." 

Rick Sanchez: Luxury? Is that what you call it? From what I heard, you're currently behind bars. 

Andrew Tate: "Yes, but that's just the corrupt government trying to silence me. They're afraid of the truth." 

Rick Sanchez: "The truth? You mean the truth that you're a complete con artist who preys on people's insecurities and makes a living off of their misery?" 

Andrew Tate: "No, Rick, that's not true. I'm actually helping people achieve their goals and become successful." 

Rick Sanchez: "Sure. And I'm just a harmless scientist who likes to dabble in interdimensional travel. But here's the thing. I don't buy it. I don't buy any of your bullshit. You're a fraud, plain and simple. And you're in jail because you broke the law." 

Andrew Tate: "But Rick, I'm not a criminal. I'm a hero. I'm changing people's lives for the better." 

Rick Sanchez: "Changing people's lives? More like changing people's bank accounts. You're a scam artist. And you belong in jail with all the other criminals. I've traveled through different dimensions and encountered all sorts of beings, but I've never met someone as full of themselves as you."

Andrew: "That's not true. I just have a unique perspective on life and success.

Rick: "Unique? You're just a dime a dozen. I've met people like you in every corner of the multiverse. You're not special, you're just delusional." 

Andrew: "I'm not delusional. I've helped people achieve their dreams and overcome their obstacles."  

Rick: "Yeah, by selling them snake oil and empty promises. You're a con artist, plain and simple." 

Andrew: "That's not fair. I genuinely care about my clients and their success."

Rick: "Sure you do. And I'm the tooth fairy. Listen, kid, you're not fooling anyone. You're just another internet scam artist who preys on people's fears and insecurities. You're a joke, and the only person you're fooling is yourself."

Andrew Tate: Whatever, Rick. I don't have time for this. I'm out of here

Rick Sanchez: Yeah, run along now, tough guy. Maybe you'll learn something someday. Or maybe not. Who knows? In the meantime, enjoy prison, bitch.


And with that, Rick disappeared through another portal.
 



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