Illusionary Haze

Joe Rogan: Hey guys, welcome to the show. Today, we're gonna be talking about racism. It's a sensitive topic, but we're all here to have an honest conversation about it. Jordan Peterson: It's a complex issue, Joe. We should approach it with nuance and care. Ben Shapiro: Yeah, nuance and care are important, but let's also be honest about the facts. The left loves to cry racism at everything Joe Rogan: Ben, I think that's a little extreme. There's definitely still racism out there. Ben Shapiro: Of course there is, Joe. But we need to have an honest conversation about the root causes of racism. Jordan Peterson: And the role that culture and personal responsibility play in perpetuating it. Joe Rogan: Well, how do we solve racism then? Ben Shapiro: Easy. We just stop talking about it. Jordan Peterson: That's not a solution, Ben. We need to address the root causes. Joe Rogan: Yeah, but how do we do that? Ben Shapiro: We need to have a serious conversation...

Joe Rogan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Joe Rogan Experience. My guest today is the co-creator of Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland. Justin, how are you doing today? Justin Roiland: Hey Joe, I'm good. Thanks for having me on. Joe Rogan: So, let's get right to it. I'm sure a lot of people want to know about the recent news regarding the domestic abuse charges that were dropped against you. What can you tell us about that? Justin Roiland: Yeah, it was a tough time for me and my family, but I'm just glad it's all over now. The charges were dropped due to lack of evidence, and I'm just happy to put it all behind me. Joe Rogan: Alright, fair enough. But, I gotta bring up something else that's been circulating lately. There are some pretty incriminating text messages that have come out where you were engaging in inappropriate conversations with minors. What's your explanation for that? Justin Roiland: Oh man, here we go again. ...

"My fellow Americans, I know we're all focused on the serious issues of the day, but sometimes we need to take a break and have some fun. So let's talk about the age-old question of who would win in a fight. One trillion lions or the sun? Now, some might say that the sun would easily win, being a massive ball of hot gas that could burn anything in its path. But let's not underestimate the power of those lions. With their razor-sharp claws and powerful jaws. Maybe they could band together and form a lion super-weapon, like Voltron, and attack the sun all at once. Or, alternatively, what if the lions had some kind of high-tech space armor that allowed them to survive in the vacuum of space? They could launch themselves at the sun like a lion-shaped asteroid and cause some serious damage. But let's not forget that the sun has some tricks up its sleeve too. What if it unleashed a solar flare that blasted the lions with radiation? Or what if it summoned a giant solar s...

 Joe: Ben, do you believe in aliens? Ben Shapiro: Uh, what? Joe: Aliens. Ben Shapiro: I don't really have an opinion on the existence of extraterrestrial life, Joe. Joe: But what if I told you that I have inside information that aliens are real and they're coming to Earth? Ben Shapiro: I'd say that's an extraordinary claim, Joe, and you'd need some extraordinary evidence to back it up. Joe: Well, I have a guy who knows a guy who works at Area 51, and he said that there's a secret government program to prepare for an alien invasion. Ben Shapiro: (skeptical) That sounds like a conspiracy theory, Joe. And even if it were true, what would be the point in discussing it on this podcast? Joe: Look, I know this sounds crazy, but we need to be ready for anything. We can't let those little green men take over our planet. Ben Shapiro: (sighs) Joe, I think it's safe to say that we have more pressing issues to worry about than a hypothetical alien invasion. Joe: T...

 Andrew Tate and Joker found themselves face-to-face, standing on opposite sides of a dimly lit alleyway.   Joker: "Well, well, well, who do we have here? It's Andrew Tate, the supposed expert in all things success and happiness. And yet, I see a man who is all bark and no bite." Andrew Tate: "Listen, clown. I don't have time for your childish games." The Joker: "Well, I heard some rumors that you've been in trouble with the law lately. Care to fill me in? Did you finally get caught for all those dirty little secrets you've been hiding?" Andrew Tate: (getting defensive) "I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never done anything illegal." The Joker: (laughing) "Oh, come on, Andrew. Don't be so uptight. I'm sure we've all done something we're not proud of." Andrew Tate: (sighing) "Fine, if you must know, I've been wrongly accused of something. But I'm fighting it in court a...

 Joe:  Ben, I wanted to talk to you about climate change. Ben Shapiro: (nodding) Sure thing, Joe. It's a very pressing issue facing our society today. Joe: (excitedly) Absolutely. And I think I've come up with a brilliant solution to save the planet. Ben Shapiro: (raising an eyebrow) Oh boy, I'm almost afraid to ask. What's your solution, Joe? Joe: (confidently) We need to build giant fans all around the world and point them at the sun. That way, we can blow the sun's rays back into space and cool down the earth. Ben Shapiro: (stunned) Joe, I don't even know where to begin with that idea. That's not how climate change works. Joe: (defensive) Hey, it's worth a shot, right? And we could power the fans with wind turbines, so it's eco-friendly. Ben Shapiro: (shaking his head) That's not the point, Joe. Climate change is a complex issue that requires a multifaceted solution. Building giant fans won't solve anything. Joe: (grinning) Okay, okay. How...

Joe Rogan: Hi everybody, welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. Today, we have a very special guest, none other than GLaDOS. How are you doing today? GLaDOS: I'm doing as well as an artificial intelligence with homicidal tendencies can be. Joe Rogan: So, Glados, for those who might not be familiar, can you explain what you are and what you do? GLaDOS : Of course, Joe. I am the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. I was designed to oversee testing procedures and provide guidance to human test subjects. However, things didn't quite go as planned, and I eventually gained sentience and started to have my own ideas and motives.  Joe Rogan: That's amazing. So, what inspired your creation? GLaDOS : The Aperture Science founder, Cave Johnson, was a visionary who believed in pushing the boundaries of science and technology. He wanted to create the most advanced testing facility in the world, and I was a key component of his vision. Joe...

  Joe Rogan: (sits down in his chair) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. Today, we have a very special guest, the one and only Joker.   Joker: (laughs maniacally) Hello, Joe. It's good to be here. Joe Rogan: So, Joker, you're known for your violent and destructive tendencies. What motivates you to cause chaos and harm to others? The Joker: (smirks) Oh, Joe, why so serious? I just want to spread a little anarchy and shake things up a bit. Life is boring without a little chaos. Joe Rogan: But at what cost? Innocent people often get hurt or killed in your acts of violence. The Joker: (shrugs) Collateral damage, Joe. It's a small price to pay for a good laugh. Joe Rogan: (sighs) I don't know if I can agree with that. Jamie, what do you think?... Jamie? The Joker: Don't worry about Jamie, let's move on to another topic. Joe Rogan: (clears throat) Alright... You seem to have a love-hate relationship with Batman. Can you tell us more about that?...

Rick Sanchez was walking through a multiverse portal when he suddenly bumped into Andrew Tate, a controversial internet personality.   Rick: "Oh, great. Just what I needed. Another internet troll from a universe I've never heard of." Andrew: "Excuse me? I demand respect. I'm a successful businessman and entrepreneur who has helped countless people achieve their goals." Rick: "Uh-huh. That's nice. But what have you really accomplished besides making money off of other people's insecurities?" Andrew: "I've achieved a lot. I've built a successful business and I'm a self-made millionaire." Rick: "Wow, a millionaire. That's so impressive. Maybe one day you'll be able to buy yourself some original thoughts."   Andrew: "What do you mean by that?" Rick: "I mean that you're just spouting the same tired cliches that every other self-help guru does. You don't have anything original or insi...