Joe Rogan: Hey folks. Today we have a very special show for you. After being moved from jail to house arrest, we're joined by controversial social media influencer, Andrew Tate.
Andrew Tate: Hey Joe, thanks for having me on the show.
Joe Rogan: And also, MoistCr1TiKaL, aka Charlie.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Hey Joe.
Andrew Tate: What? Why is he here?
Joe Rogan: We had a scheduling conflict, but don't worry about it. So Andrew, how are you holding up?
Andrew Tate: I'm doing well, all things considered.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Yeah, he's doing great. You know, just your average human trafficker under house arrest.
Andrew Tate: Come on, Charlie. That's not fair. I've been falsely accused.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Yeah, I'm sure the cops just randomly decided to pick you out of a crowd of people and accuse you of trafficking.
Joe Rogan: Alright, Andrew, let's talk about this. You were arrested on suspicion of organized crime and human trafficking. What do you have to say about that?
Andrew Tate: Joe, let me tell you, that's all false. The media has been trying to drag my name through the mud for too long. I'm not involved in any human trafficking.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Oh come on, Andrew. You've been living the high life with all that money from God knows where.
Andrew Tate: Hey, just because I have money doesn't mean I'm a human trafficker. And as for the source of my income, I've made it clear that I'm a successful businessman.
Joe Rogan: But Andrew, you do realize that your brother Tristan was also arrested for the same thing, right?
Andrew Tate: Yes, but that doesn't mean I'm involved in it. We have different businesses.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Yeah, because obviously brothers never work together, right?
Andrew: You don't understand, Charlie. The system is rigged against me. They're trying to take me down because I'm successful.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Successful? Is that what you call trafficking people for profit? You're like the Elon Musk of human misery.
Andrew: Very funny, Charlie. But you don't know the whole story. The evidence against me was fake. They set me up.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Oh yeah, I'm sure Greta Thunberg and her team of teenage climate activists were behind it all. They just have it out for you, don't they?
Joe Rogan: So tell us, Andrew. What's the future for your case?
Andrew Tate: Well, we're still fighting the charges. But the good news is that we've been moved from custody to house arrest, so at least we're not stuck in jail anymore.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Yeah, you're right. House arrest is so much better. You can still traffic people from the comfort of your own home.
Andrew Tate: That's not true, Charlie. I've never trafficked anyone. These charges are all lies.
Joe Rogan: So you're saying that the evidence against you is fake?
Andrew Tate: Look, I'm not saying I'm perfect. I've made mistakes in the past, but trafficking people is not one of them.
Joe Rogan: But there's video evidence of you discussing the trafficking of women on your social media accounts.
Andrew Tate: Well, yeah. But that was just a joke. I didn't mean it seriously.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Oh yeah, I'm sure the victims of trafficking are laughing their asses off at your hilarious joke.
Andrew Tate: That's not what I meant, Charlie. You're twisting my words.
Joe Rogan: So what's your defense then, Andrew? How do you explain all the evidence against you?
Andrew Tate: I think it's a setup. The government is trying to frame me because they know I have the key to the Matrix. They don't want me to wake people up to the truth.
Joe Rogan: What truth?
Andrew Tate: That we're all just slaves in the Matrix, man. But I know the way out. I know how to unlock the code.
MoistCr1TiKaL: I think you might be watching too many sci-fi movies.
Andrew Tate: You just don't understand, Charlie. You're still trapped in the matrix.
MoistCr1TiKaL: And you're just trapped in your own delusions.
Joe Rogan: Jamie, can you look up some information on Andrew's case?
(Jamie doesn't respond)
Joe Rogan: Jamie? Looks like he's not responding. Maybe he escaped the Matrix. Alright, let's move on. Andrew, I heard you started a new business selling hair growth supplements. Can you tell us about that?
MoistCr1TiKaL: Oh man, this is too good.
Andrew Tate: Yeah, I did. It's called HairTate, and it's been doing really well. We're getting a lot of positive feedback from customers.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Maybe you should rename it to Hair Taint.
Andrew: That's it, Charlie. I'm done with your jokes. You're just jealous of my success.
MoistCr1TiKaL: Jealous? Of what, getting caught for kidnapping and exploiting vulnerable women? No thanks, I'll pass. Enjoy your house arrest, Andrew. It's the closest thing to a vacation you'll get for a while.
Joe Rogan: I think we should wrap it up. Thanks for watching folks.
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