Moist: Hey guys, welcome back. Today, I have a special guest with
me - the one and only Andrew Tate. Now, I know what you're thinking.
Why? And also, isn't he in prison? We will get to that later. Anyway, what's going on, Tate?
Andrew Tate: Hey, Moist, what's with your name? Sounds like you're a wet tissue or something.
Moist: Well, Andrew, I could ask you the same thing. What's with your name? Sounds like a Victorian chimney sweep.
Andrew Tate: My name is unique and distinguished.
Moist: Unique, sure. But distinguished? I'm not so sure about that. It's more like you got it from a random name generator.
Andrew Tate: That's not true. I come from a long line of Tates.
Moist: And I come from a long line of moist things, like cake and towelettes.
Andrew Tate: Very funny. You know, I don't understand why people find your videos so entertaining.
Moist: Well, I don't understand why people find your tweets so enlightening.
Andrew Tate: Hey now. My tweets are full of wisdom.
Moist: Wisdom? More like ridiculous. You're like the Donald Trump of Twitter.
Andrew Tate: At least I'm not a moist tissue like you.
Moist: Hey, tissues are useful, Andrew. What have you ever done that's useful?
Andrew Tate: Won a kickboxing championship.
Moist: Wow, big whoop. I beat a level in Super Mario Bros last night.
Andrew Tate: Okay, that's not the same thing.
Moist: Sure it is. It takes skill and determination to beat those levels.
Andrew Tate: And it takes skill and determination to become a kickboxing champion.
Moist: Yeah, but can you do it with a controller in your hand?
Andrew Tate: I don't see how that's relevant.
Moist: Exactly. Just admit it, Andrew. I'm the superior athlete.
Andrew: You know, Charlie, you're just a clown with no real accomplishments in life.
Moist: Hey, at least I'm not sitting in a prison cell.
Andrew: That was uncalled for. I'm innocent.
Moist: Sure you are, buddy. But let's face it, you're still a loser who can't handle a little banter.
Andrew: I don't know what you're talking about. I can handle anything.
Moist: Oh, I'm sure you can. Anyway. I heard that you were pretty popular in prison.
Andrew: What are you talking about?
Moist: Oh, you know. I heard you were like the belle of the ball, if you know what I mean.
Andrew: That's not funny. I'm out of here. You better watch your back.
Moist: Oh, I'll watch my back alright. But you might want to watch your soap on a rope.
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