Joe Rogan: Alright guys, welcome to the podcast. Today we're gonna talk about our favorite Pokemon. I gotta say, I'm a big fan of Jigglypuff. That little pink ball is a beast in battles.
Ben Shapiro: Really, Joe? Jigglypuff is just a cute little fluff ball. It doesn't have any real power.
Jordan Peterson: Well, actually, Ben, I think you're underestimating the psychological significance of Jigglypuff. Its ability to lull opponents to sleep is a potent strategy in battles.
Joe Rogan: Yeah, and have you ever seen a Jigglypuff angry? It can unleash some serious power.
Ben Shapiro: I don't know, guys. I think my favorite Pokemon is definitely Pikachu. It's a classic for a reason.
Jordan Peterson: I can see why Pikachu is appealing, Ben. It represents the archetype of the hero, with its lightning attacks and spunky attitude.
Joe Rogan: Oh, I know what my favorite is! It's definitely Ditto. That little blob can transform into any other Pokemon. Imagine the possibilities!
Ben Shapiro: Excuse me? But Ditto doesn't have any inherent power, Joe. It's just a shapeshifter.
Jordan Peterson: Well, Ben, I think Joe's fascination with Ditto speaks to his love of chaos and transformation. It's an archetype that has resonated with humans for millennia.
Joe Rogan: Exactly, Jordan. And imagine if Ditto transformed into a Charizard or a Mewtwo. That would be epic!
Ben Shapiro: I still think you guys are missing the point. Pokemon battles aren't about gimmicks or aesthetics. They're about strategy and skill.
Jordan Peterson: Ben, I agree that strategy is important. But we can't ignore the emotional and psychological significance of our favorite Pokemon. They speak to deeper parts of our psyche.
Joe Rogan: And speaking of emotional significance, have you guys seen the episode where Ash's Pikachu refuses to evolve? That's some deep stuff.
Ben Shapiro: I rest my case.
Jordan Peterson: If I had to choose a favorite Pokemon, it would be Abra. It represents the archetype of the magician, with its ability to disappear and reappear at will.
Joe Rogan: Yeah, Abra is definitely a strategic choice. And speaking of strategy, have you guys ever battled with a Magikarp?
Ben Shapiro: Magikarp? That useless fish Pokemon?
Jordan Peterson: Well, Ben, you might be surprised to learn that Magikarp's evolution, Gyarados, is one of the most powerful Pokemon in battles.
Joe Rogan: Yeah, and it takes some serious patience and dedication to train a Magikarp all the way to a Gyarados. But it's worth it.
Jordan Peterson: In fact, the process of training a Magikarp to evolve into a Gyarados is a perfect metaphor for personal transformation.
Ben Shapiro: Yes, because we all know that real-life personal transformation is achieved by splashing around in a pond and eating random fish.
Joe Rogan: Hey, you never know, Ben. Maybe that's the secret to success that we've all been missing. Maybe we should start carrying Magikarp around with us everywhere we go, just in case.
Ben Shapiro: Joe, I think you might be taking this Pokemon thing a little too far.
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