Joe Rogan: Welcome to the show. We have one of the most beloved YouTubers here, Moist Cr1TiKaL, or just Charlie. Charlie, how are you doing today?
Moist Cr1TiKaL: Hey, Joe. I'm doing pretty good.
Joe Rogan: So, what have you been up to lately?
Moist Cr1TiKaL: Oh, you know, just playing video games and making YouTube videos. I recently made a video where I tried to survive in the wilderness with only a fidget spinner and a kazoo.
Joe Rogan: I have to ask, what's the deal with your voice? It's become kind of a trademark for you.
Moist Cr1TiKaL: Yeah, I get that a lot. I guess I just have a naturally monotone and deadpan voice. I never really thought it was that unique, but people seem to enjoy it.
Joe Rogan: Well, it definitely sets you apart from other YouTubers. Anyway, I've been trying this new thing where I only eat meat from animals that I've personally hunted and killed. It's really made me feel more connected to nature. What do you think?
Moist Cr1TiKaL: That's... uh... interesting. I've been trying this new thing where I only eat Skittles. I've been feeling more connected to the rainbow.
Joe Rogan: Wow, that's definitely a unique approach to nutrition. So, what's your take on the whole AI apocalypse thing? Are we all gonna get taken over by robots?
Moist Cr1TiKaL: Nah, I'm not too worried about it. I mean, have you seen those Boston Dynamics robots? They're like the clumsiest things ever. I'm more worried about getting taken over by squirrels.
Joe Rogan: What?
Moist Cr1TiKaL: Yeah, man. Those little furry guys are everywhere. You never know when they're gonna pounce.
Joe Rogan: I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for those squirrels. Before we go, though, I gotta ask you, have you ever tried DMT?
Moist Cr1TiKaL: Uh, no, I haven't actually. Is that something I should do?
Joe Rogan: I don't know if you should, but I definitely recommend it. It's life-changing.
Moist Cr1TiKaL: Alright, man. Maybe I'll have to give it a shot sometime.
Joe Rogan: (reaches for his phone) Let me call Jamie and see if he can bring us some DMT.
Moist Cr1TiKaL: (looks confused) Uh, Jamie's not here, Joe.
Joe Rogan: (pauses) Wait, what do you mean? Where is he?
Moist Cr1TiKaL: (shrugs) I don't know, man. Maybe he's off trying some DMT.
Joe Rogan: Alright, we gotta wrap this up. Thanks for coming on the show, Charlie. It's been a pleasure talking to you.
Moist Cr1TiKaL: No problem, Joe. Thanks for having me. And keep an eye out for those squirrels. They're crafty little buggers.Joe Rogan: Alright, well, that's it for today's episode. Thanks for watching, folks. Don't forget to like and subscribe, and stay tuned for more mind-bending conversations.
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