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Rogan, Musk and Snoop

Joe: Hey guys, welcome to the show! Today we have Elon Musk and Snoop Dog joining us today. What's up?

Elon: Not much, Joe. Just busy launching rockets and trying to colonize Mars.

Snoop: And I'm just chillin', smokin' some weed, you know.

Joe Rogan: So, Elon, you're known for pushing the limits of technology and innovation. What's the next big thing we can expect from you?

Elon Musk: Well, Joe, we're working on a new project that will revolutionize the way we travel. We're creating a system of underground tunnels that will allow people to travel across cities at high speed.

Joe Rogan: Oh, that's cool! But what if people get bored in the tunnels? Shouldn't you add some kind of entertainment?

Snoop: Yeah, like strippers and pole dancing!

Elon Musk: Well, that's an interesting idea, Snoop. But I think we'll stick to something a bit more practical.

Joe Rogan: And what about colonizing Mars? What's the plan?

Elon Musk: Well, Joe, it's definitely a challenging project, but it's something we're working towards. We believe that becoming a multi-planetary species is essential for the survival of our civilization.

Snoop: But what if there's already aliens there? I ain't tryna get probed, Joe!

Joe Rogan: That's a valid concern, Snoop. Maybe we should send some of our own aliens there to scare them off.

 Elon: I don't think that's going to be a problem.

Joe: Nice. But let's talk about a serious issue here. Are we gonna have to bring our own weed or will there be some Martian strains waiting for us?

Elon: Well, Joe, I think we'll have to focus on more important things than weed. Like, you know, oxygen and water.

Joe: Yeah, but what's the point of colonizing a planet if we can't get high there?

Snoop: That's right, man. We gotta bring some of that Snoop Dogg OG with us to Mars.

Elon: I don't know if that's the best idea, guys. We need to focus on science and progress.

Joe: But think about it, Elon. A Martian strain of weed? That's like a billion-dollar idea right there.

Snoop: I could even call it "Snoopernova."

Joe: That's perfect! And we could sell it on Earth and Mars. It's a win-win!

Elon: I guess if it helps fund the mission, then sure.

Snoop: And we could even make a music video on Mars, man. With spaceships and aliens and shit.

Joe: Dude, that would be sick. We could even get some aliens to smoke with us!

Elon: ...

Snoop: Yo, Elon, you gotta relax, man. Let's smoke some of this Martian weed and enjoy the ride.

Elon: I guess a little break won't hurt. (smokes)

Joe: That's the spirit, Elon! We're gonna make history, and get high while doing it.

Snoop: Yeah, man. This is gonna be out of this world.

Joe: I see what you did there, Snoop.

Snoop: You know it, Joe.

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