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Joe Rogan Solves Racism

Joe Rogan: Hey guys, welcome to the show. Today, we're gonna be talking about racism. It's a sensitive topic, but we're all here to have an honest conversation about it.

Jordan Peterson: It's a complex issue, Joe. We should approach it with nuance and care.

Ben Shapiro: Yeah, nuance and care are important, but let's also be honest about the facts. The left loves to cry racism at everything

Joe Rogan: Ben, I think that's a little extreme. There's definitely still racism out there.

Ben Shapiro: Of course there is, Joe. But we need to have an honest conversation about the root causes of racism.

Jordan Peterson: And the role that culture and personal responsibility play in perpetuating it.

Joe Rogan: Well, how do we solve racism then?

Ben Shapiro: Easy. We just stop talking about it.

Jordan Peterson: That's not a solution, Ben. We need to address the root causes.

Joe Rogan: Yeah, but how do we do that?

Ben Shapiro: We need to have a serious conversation about race relations in this country.

Jordan Peterson: And we need to acknowledge the biological differences between races.

Joe Rogan: Wait, what?

Ben Shapiro: Joe, there are biological differences between races that affect things like IQ and athleticism.

Jordan Peterson: And we need to be honest about that if we want to address racism in a meaningful way.

Joe Rogan: I don't know about that, guys. Seems like you're heading down a dangerous path.

Ben Shapiro: Joe, the truth is the truth. We can't be afraid to acknowledge it.

Jordan Peterson: And we can't let political correctness prevent us from having a real conversation about race.

Joe Rogan: Well, I think we should be careful with how we approach this. Let's focus on solutions that bring people together, not tear them apart.

Ben Shapiro: Agreed. And let's remember that the most important thing is individual liberty.

Jordan Peterson: And personal responsibility.

Joe Rogan: You both have valid points. But have you ever considered that maybe aliens are the real racists? Maybe they're looking down on us humans and thinking we're all the same.

Jordan Peterson: Joe, I think you're making a logical fallacy there. Aliens haven't even been proven to exist, so how could we possibly speculate about their views on race?

Ben Shapiro: Wait a minute, what if aliens DO exist, and they're all a different color than us? What if they're the racists and they come to Earth to enslave us?

Joe Rogan: That's a good point, Ben. And have you guys considered the possibility that trees might be racist? They only provide oxygen to certain types of people, you know.

Jordan Peterson: I don't think that's how photosynthesis works.

Ben Shapiro: You know what's racist? Gravity. It only affects certain groups of people. What about those who can't jump high or those who can't reach high shelves? It's discrimination, I tell you.

Joe Rogan: Wow, I never thought of it that way. You guys are blowing my mind.

Jordan Peterson: I think we're getting off topic here. Racism is a serious issue and we need to have a nuanced discussion about it.

Ben Shapiro: Actually, I think we're making some really good points here. I mean, what if the sun is racist? It only shines on certain parts of the world at certain times of the day.

Joe Rogan: Okay guys, we're not getting anywhere with this. Jamie, can you look up some stats on racism or something?

(Joe turns to Jamie, but Jamie doesn't respond)

Joe Rogan: Jamie? Jamie, are you there?

Ben Shapiro: Did Jamie quit again?

Jordan Peterson: Perhaps we should wrap this up and reconvene another time.

Joe Rogan: Yeah, you're probably right. Thanks for coming on the show, guys.

Ben Shapiro: Always a pleasure, Joe.

Jordan Peterson: Yes, thank you for having us. Let's hope for a more productive discussion next time.

Joe Rogan: Yeah, you're right. Maybe I'll stick to talking about MMA and DMT on my podcast.

 

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