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US Presidents review Super Mario Bros.

Joe Biden: Alright gentlemen, let's get down to business. Today we're going to review one of the most popular video games of all time: Super Mario Bros.

Donald Trump: Oh boy, I can't wait to talk about video games. It's about time we talked about something that really matters.

Barack Obama: Donald, you do realize that this is just a game, right? It's not like we're solving world hunger here.

Joe Biden: Actually, Barack, video games are an important part of our society.  They provide entertainment, promote critical thinking, and help reduce stress.

Donald Trump: Whatever, Joe. Let's just talk about the game.

Joe Biden: Alright, so what did you guys think of the game?

Barack Obama: Well, I thought it was a classic. It's one of the most iconic games of all time and it's still fun to play today.

Donald Trump: I have to disagree with you there, Obamna. I think the game is overrated. It's just a bunch of jumping and collecting coins.

Joe Biden: I have to agree with Donald on this one. Super Mario Bros. is a perfect example of the income inequality in our country. The rich get richer by collecting all the coins while the poor struggle to survive.

Barack Obama: Oh, come on, Joe. It's just a game. You don't have to make everything political.

Donald Trump:  No, Sleepy Joe has a point. This game is a socialist's dream. Everyone gets the same power-ups and it doesn't matter how much effort you put in.

Joe Biden:  That's right. And don't even get me started on the environmental issues in this game. Mario destroys entire ecosystems just to save one princess.

Barack Obama:  You guys are ridiculous. It's just a game.

Joe Biden:  Hey, we take our games seriously, Barack. This is America.

Donald Trump: That's right. And we need to make sure that American games are the best in the world. We need to make video games great again. I once had a guy come up to me, big guy, strong guy. Tears going down his face, and he says - "sir... thanks for making video games so fun again".

 Barack Obama: I doubt that happened.

Joe Biden: What did you guys think of the warp zones?

Barack Obama: Oh, I love the warp zones. It's a great way to skip ahead to the later levels.

Donald Trump: I don't see the point of warp zones. It's cheating, plain and simple.

Barack Obama:  Well, if it's cheating, I would assume you'd love it then, Donald.

Joe Biden: Well, I think the warp zones represent the shortcuts that the rich and powerful have in our society. They get to skip ahead to success while the rest of us have to slog through the hard parts.

Barack Obama: Alright, I think that's enough for today. Thank you both for your insightful and absurd opinions.

Donald Trump: Yeah, I've got important things to do, like make America great again.

Barack Obama: And getting arrested.

Donald Trump: Really? Don't push it, Obama.

 Joe Biden: Well, thanks for the chat. It's 4pm, so it's time for me to go to sleep. See ya.

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