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Joe Rogan has a solution for all the Plastic in the Oceans (w/ Ben Shapiro)

Joe Rogan: Hey Ben, have you heard about the plastic waste problem in the oceans?

Ben Shapiro: Yes, Joe. It's a serious issue that we need to address. Have you considered reducing your personal plastic use by bringing reusable bags and containers to the grocery store?

 Joe Rogan: Yeah, I've thought about that, but I want to come up with something bigger. I think I've got an idea. What if we sent all the plastic to space?

Ben Shapiro: Joe, that's not a practical solution. The amount of energy and resources required to launch all that plastic into space would be enormous.

Joe Rogan: But what if we could create a giant vacuum that sucks up all the plastic waste and transports it to a distant planet?

Ben Shapiro: That's just not a practical or realistic solution. We need to focus on reducing our plastic use and properly disposing of it through established methods.

Joe Rogan: Okay, how about this then? We could train a fleet of dolphins to collect all the plastic waste and recycle it themselves.

Ben Shapiro: I hate to break it to you, but dolphins aren't capable of recycling plastic. And even if they were, it's not ethical to train them for that purpose.

Joe Rogan: Alright, fine. What about genetically engineering a super bacteria that could eat all the plastic?

Ben Shapiro: That's not how it works. There are already bacteria that can break down certain types of plastic, but they're not a magic solution to the problem. Plus, we need to consider the potential unintended consequences of releasing genetically modified organisms into the environment.

Joe Rogan: Okay, I get it. You're no fun. But we need to think outside the box to solve this problem.

Ben Shapiro: I agree, but we also need to be realistic and responsible in our approach. We can't just throw out wild ideas without considering the real-world implications.

Joe Rogan: I know. But what if we could harness the power of telekinesis to levitate all the plastic waste into space? We could call it Operation Clean Sweep.

Ben Shapiro: Joe, I don't even know how to respond to that. It's not possible to move objects with your mind, and even if it were, we would be launching harmful plastic waste into space.

Joe Rogan: You're right, Ben. Sometimes my imagination gets the best of me. But hey, at least we had some fun with it, right?

Ben Shapiro: No.

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