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Joe Rogan interviews Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. Today's guest is none other than...myself. That's right, I'm interviewing myself. How's it going, Joe?

Joe Rogan: It's going great, Joe. I'm really excited to be here.

Joe Rogan: No problem, it's always great to have another Joe Rogan on the show.

Joe Rogan (guest): Yeah, it's not often you get to interview yourself.

Joe Rogan: So, Joe, let's talk about some crazy stuff. Have you ever thought about what it would be like if humans could fly?

Joe Rogan (guest): Oh yeah, that would be amazing. Can you imagine how much money we'd save on airfare?

Joe Rogan: Definitely, and think about all the new sports we could invent. Human skydiving, human hang gliding, the possibilities are endless.

Joe Rogan (guest): But Joe, how would we breathe up there? The air is so thin at high altitudes.

Joe Rogan: Ah, good point. Maybe we could develop some sort of breathing apparatus, like scuba gear but for the sky.

Joe Rogan (guest): Man, that's a crazy idea. I like it.

Joe Rogan: Yeah, and speaking of crazy ideas, have you ever tried DMT?

Joe Rogan (guest): Oh man, you know I have. And let me tell you, it's a whole other world out there.

Joe Rogan: I know, right? It's like peeling back the veil of reality and seeing the universe for what it really is.

Joe Rogan (guest): Yeah, and you know what else is crazy? The fact that we still don't know what's at the bottom of the ocean.

Joe Rogan: Oh yeah, the ocean is like the final frontier of exploration. Who knows what kind of weird creatures are down there?

Joe Rogan (guest): And who knows what kind of sick technology they have down there too. Maybe there's a whole civilization living in the Marianas Trench.

Joe Rogan: Damn, now that's a mind-blowing thought. We gotta get Elon Musk on that.

Joe Rogan (guest): Speaking of Musk, have you seen his new Neuralink technology?

Joe Rogan: Oh yeah, that's some crazy stuff. I can't wait to get my hands on one of those brain chips.

Joe Rogan (guest): Yeah, imagine being able to upload your consciousness to the cloud and living forever.

Joe Rogan: Or imagine being able to control your dreams like Inception. That would be insane.

Joe Rogan (guest): The possibilities are endless. We are living in a crazy world.

Joe Rogan: We sure do. And speaking of crazy, have you ever tried jiu-jitsu on DMT?

Joe Rogan (guest):  No, but that does sound like a trip. Let's try it after the show.

Joe Rogan: Alright, Joe, thanks for coming on the show.

Joe Rogan (guest): No problem. It was my pleasure.

 

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