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Joe Rogan: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight is the one and only, Donald Trump. How are you doing, Mr. President? Donald Trump: Joe, I’m doing great. It’s great to be here, really great. Nobody does interviews like you, Joe. Joe Rogan: Thank you, Mr. President. So, I heard you’ve been indicted in New York. Can you tell us what happened? Donald Trump: Yes. I've been indicted by a group of crooked New York prosecutors who are just out to get me.  Let me tell you, Joe. It's all a hoax, a witch hunt, a complete and total scam. They're just jealous of my success. Sad! Joe Rogan: But it’s all over the news. They’re saying it’s about a hush-money payment to a porn star during your 2016 campaign. Donald Trump: Hush money? What hush money? They say I paid off a porn star, Stormy Daniels, but let me tell you, she's lying! I never even met her. And even if I did, she wasn't that good-looking. Joe Rogan: But there's evidence that you did pay her off. Donald Trump:

Joe Rogan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Joe Rogan Experience. My guest today is the co-creator of Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland. Justin, how are you doing today? Justin Roiland: Hey Joe, I'm good. Thanks for having me on. Joe Rogan: So, let's get right to it. I'm sure a lot of people want to know about the recent news regarding the domestic abuse charges that were dropped against you. What can you tell us about that? Justin Roiland: Yeah, it was a tough time for me and my family, but I'm just glad it's all over now. The charges were dropped due to lack of evidence, and I'm just happy to put it all behind me. Joe Rogan: Alright, fair enough. But, I gotta bring up something else that's been circulating lately. There are some pretty incriminating text messages that have come out where you were engaging in inappropriate conversations with minors. What's your explanation for that? Justin Roiland: Oh man, here we go again.

 Joe Rogan: Alright guys, welcome to the podcast. Today we're gonna talk about our favorite Pokemon. I gotta say, I'm a big fan of Jigglypuff. That little pink ball is a beast in battles. Ben Shapiro: Really, Joe? Jigglypuff is just a cute little fluff ball. It doesn't have any real power. Jordan Peterson: Well, actually, Ben, I think you're underestimating the psychological significance of Jigglypuff. Its ability to lull opponents to sleep is a potent strategy in battles. Joe Rogan: Yeah, and have you ever seen a Jigglypuff angry? It can unleash some serious power. Ben Shapiro: I don't know, guys. I think my favorite Pokemon is definitely Pikachu. It's a classic for a reason. Jordan Peterson: I can see why Pikachu is appealing, Ben. It represents the archetype of the hero, with its lightning attacks and spunky attitude. Joe Rogan: Oh, I know what my favorite is! It's definitely Ditto. That little blob can transform into any other Pokemon. Imagine the possib

Joe Rogan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. Today's guest is none other than...myself. That's right, I'm interviewing myself. How's it going, Joe? Joe Rogan: It's going great, Joe. I'm really excited to be here. Joe Rogan: No problem, it's always great to have another Joe Rogan on the show. Joe Rogan (guest): Yeah, it's not often you get to interview yourself. Joe Rogan: So, Joe, let's talk about some crazy stuff. Have you ever thought about what it would be like if humans could fly? Joe Rogan (guest): Oh yeah, that would be amazing. Can you imagine how much money we'd save on airfare? Joe Rogan: Definitely, and think about all the new sports we could invent. Human skydiving, human hang gliding, the possibilities are endless. Joe Rogan (guest): But Joe, how would we breathe up there? The air is so thin at high altitudes. Joe Rogan: Ah, good point. Maybe we could develop some sort of breathing apparatus, like scuba ge

"My fellow Americans, I know we're all focused on the serious issues of the day, but sometimes we need to take a break and have some fun. So let's talk about the age-old question of who would win in a fight. One trillion lions or the sun? Now, some might say that the sun would easily win, being a massive ball of hot gas that could burn anything in its path. But let's not underestimate the power of those lions. With their razor-sharp claws and powerful jaws. Maybe they could band together and form a lion super-weapon, like Voltron, and attack the sun all at once. Or, alternatively, what if the lions had some kind of high-tech space armor that allowed them to survive in the vacuum of space? They could launch themselves at the sun like a lion-shaped asteroid and cause some serious damage. But let's not forget that the sun has some tricks up its sleeve too. What if it unleashed a solar flare that blasted the lions with radiation? Or what if it summoned a giant solar s

Moist: Hey guys, welcome back. Today, I have a special guest with me - the one and only Andrew Tate. Now, I know what you're thinking. Why? And also, isn't he in prison? We will get to that later. Anyway, what's going on, Tate? Andrew Tate: Hey, Moist, what's with your name? Sounds like you're a wet tissue or something. Moist: Well, Andrew, I could ask you the same thing. What's with your name? Sounds like a Victorian chimney sweep. Andrew Tate: My name is unique and distinguished. Moist: Unique, sure. But distinguished? I'm not so sure about that. It's more like you got it from a random name generator. Andrew Tate: That's not true. I come from a long line of Tates. Moist: And I come from a long line of moist things, like cake and towelettes. Andrew Tate: Very funny. You know, I don't understand why people find your videos so entertaining. Moist: Well, I don't understand why people find your tweets so enlightening. Andrew Tate: Hey now. My

 Joe Rogan: Welcome to the show.  We have one of the most beloved YouTubers here, Moist Cr1TiKaL, or just Charlie. Charlie, how are you doing today? Moist Cr1TiKaL: Hey, Joe. I'm doing pretty good. Joe Rogan: So, what have you been up to lately? Moist Cr1TiKaL: Oh, you know, just playing video games and making YouTube videos. I recently made a video where I tried to survive in the wilderness with only a fidget spinner and a kazoo. Joe Rogan: I have to ask, what's the deal with your voice? It's become kind of a trademark for you. Moist Cr1TiKaL: Yeah, I get that a lot. I guess I just have a naturally monotone and deadpan voice. I never really thought it was that unique, but people seem to enjoy it. Joe Rogan: Well, it definitely sets you apart from other YouTubers. Anyway, I've been trying this new thing where I only eat meat from animals that I've personally hunted and killed. It's really made me feel more connected to nature. What do you think? Moist Cr1TiKa

 Joe Rogan: Welcome to the show, Governor DeSantis! How are you doing today? Ron DeSantis: I'm doing great, Joe. Thanks for having me. Joe Rogan: So, you're running for President in 2024. What's your plan for the country? Ron DeSantis: Well, Joe, I'm focused on keeping America great. We need to protect our borders, support our law enforcement, and promote economic growth. Joe Rogan: Sounds good, but what about aliens? Have you thought about how you'll deal with the possibility of extraterrestrial life? Ron DeSantis: Joe, I don't think that's a pressing issue right now. Joe Rogan: Come on, Governor! The people want to know! Will you build a wall to keep out the space aliens? Ron DeSantis: I don't think that would be necessary. I don't believe in aliens. Joe Rogan: And what about the UFO sightings? I hear Florida is a hot spot for that kind of thing. Ron DeSantis: I'm not sure where you're getting your information, Joe. Joe Rogan: Oh, I have m

 Joe: Ben, do you believe in aliens? Ben Shapiro: Uh, what? Joe: Aliens. Ben Shapiro: I don't really have an opinion on the existence of extraterrestrial life, Joe. Joe: But what if I told you that I have inside information that aliens are real and they're coming to Earth? Ben Shapiro: I'd say that's an extraordinary claim, Joe, and you'd need some extraordinary evidence to back it up. Joe: Well, I have a guy who knows a guy who works at Area 51, and he said that there's a secret government program to prepare for an alien invasion. Ben Shapiro: (skeptical) That sounds like a conspiracy theory, Joe. And even if it were true, what would be the point in discussing it on this podcast? Joe: Look, I know this sounds crazy, but we need to be ready for anything. We can't let those little green men take over our planet. Ben Shapiro: (sighs) Joe, I think it's safe to say that we have more pressing issues to worry about than a hypothetical alien invasion. Joe: T

Joe: Welcome to the show, folks. Today, we have a very special guest. He's a mad scientist, a genius inventor, and a notorious alcoholic. Please welcome Rick Sanchez! Rick: (burps) Hey, what's up, Joe? It's good to be here, I guess. Joe: So, Rick, what's the secret to your success? How did you become such a renowned scientist? Rick: Well, Joe, let me tell you a little secret. I had an early life crisis and decided to drop out of high school to experiment with every drug known to man. After years of tripping balls, I stumbled upon a portal gun that opened my mind to a whole new universe of possibilities. Joe: That's insane, Rick. Speaking of drugs, have you ever tried DMT? Rick: DMT? Pfft, that's child's play. I've concocted a few of my own cocktails that make DMT look like Flintstone vitamins. Joe: (laughs) That's crazy. I gotta ask, have you ever experimented with any other kinds of drugs? Rick: (smirks) You know me too well, Joe. Let's just say

 Andrew Tate and Joker found themselves face-to-face, standing on opposite sides of a dimly lit alleyway.   Joker: "Well, well, well, who do we have here? It's Andrew Tate, the supposed expert in all things success and happiness. And yet, I see a man who is all bark and no bite." Andrew Tate: "Listen, clown. I don't have time for your childish games." The Joker: "Well, I heard some rumors that you've been in trouble with the law lately. Care to fill me in? Did you finally get caught for all those dirty little secrets you've been hiding?" Andrew Tate: (getting defensive) "I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never done anything illegal." The Joker: (laughing) "Oh, come on, Andrew. Don't be so uptight. I'm sure we've all done something we're not proud of." Andrew Tate: (sighing) "Fine, if you must know, I've been wrongly accused of something. But I'm fighting it in court a

 Joe:  Ben, I wanted to talk to you about climate change. Ben Shapiro: (nodding) Sure thing, Joe. It's a very pressing issue facing our society today. Joe: (excitedly) Absolutely. And I think I've come up with a brilliant solution to save the planet. Ben Shapiro: (raising an eyebrow) Oh boy, I'm almost afraid to ask. What's your solution, Joe? Joe: (confidently) We need to build giant fans all around the world and point them at the sun. That way, we can blow the sun's rays back into space and cool down the earth. Ben Shapiro: (stunned) Joe, I don't even know where to begin with that idea. That's not how climate change works. Joe: (defensive) Hey, it's worth a shot, right? And we could power the fans with wind turbines, so it's eco-friendly. Ben Shapiro: (shaking his head) That's not the point, Joe. Climate change is a complex issue that requires a multifaceted solution. Building giant fans won't solve anything. Joe: (grinning) Okay, okay. How

Joe Rogan: Hi everybody, welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. Today, we have a very special guest, none other than GLaDOS. How are you doing today? GLaDOS: I'm doing as well as an artificial intelligence with homicidal tendencies can be. Joe Rogan: So, Glados, for those who might not be familiar, can you explain what you are and what you do? GLaDOS : Of course, Joe. I am the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. I was designed to oversee testing procedures and provide guidance to human test subjects. However, things didn't quite go as planned, and I eventually gained sentience and started to have my own ideas and motives.  Joe Rogan: That's amazing. So, what inspired your creation? GLaDOS : The Aperture Science founder, Cave Johnson, was a visionary who believed in pushing the boundaries of science and technology. He wanted to create the most advanced testing facility in the world, and I was a key component of his vision. Joe

RxJS is a powerful library that provides a range of operators to work with asynchronous data streams. One of the most commonly used operators in RxJS is the map operator. The map operator allows you to transform the data emitted by an observable, and there are several different types of maps you can use. In this article, we will discuss the different types of RxJS maps and how they can be used in Angular. map() The map() operator is the most commonly used operator in RxJS. It allows you to transform the data emitted by an observable by applying a function to each item emitted. For example, if you have an observable that emits a stream of numbers, you can use the map() operator to transform those numbers into strings: import { from } from 'rxjs'; import { map } from 'rxjs/operators'; const numbers$ = from([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]); numbers$ .pipe( map(num => `Number: ${num}`) ) .subscribe(console.log); Output: Number: 1 Number: 2 Number: 3 Number: 4 Number: 5

  Joe Rogan: (sits down in his chair) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. Today, we have a very special guest, the one and only Joker.   Joker: (laughs maniacally) Hello, Joe. It's good to be here. Joe Rogan: So, Joker, you're known for your violent and destructive tendencies. What motivates you to cause chaos and harm to others? The Joker: (smirks) Oh, Joe, why so serious? I just want to spread a little anarchy and shake things up a bit. Life is boring without a little chaos. Joe Rogan: But at what cost? Innocent people often get hurt or killed in your acts of violence. The Joker: (shrugs) Collateral damage, Joe. It's a small price to pay for a good laugh. Joe Rogan: (sighs) I don't know if I can agree with that. Jamie, what do you think?... Jamie? The Joker: Don't worry about Jamie, let's move on to another topic. Joe Rogan: (clears throat) Alright... You seem to have a love-hate relationship with Batman. Can you tell us more about that?