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Joe Rogan has a solution for all the Plastic in the Oceans (w/ Ben Shapiro)

Joe Rogan: Hey Ben, have you heard about the plastic waste problem in the oceans? Ben Shapiro: Yes, Joe. It's a serious issue that we need to address. Have you considered reducing your personal plastic use by bringing reusable bags and containers to the grocery store?  Joe Rogan: Yeah, I've thought about that, but I want to come up with something bigger. I think I've got an idea. What if we sent all the plastic to space? Ben Shapiro: Joe, that's not a practical solution. The amount of energy and resources required to launch all that plastic into space would be enormous. Joe Rogan: But what if we could create a giant vacuum that sucks up all the plastic waste and transports it to a distant planet? Ben Shapiro: That's just not a practical or realistic solution. We need to focus on reducing our plastic use and properly disposing of it through established methods. Joe Rogan: Okay, how about this then? We could train a fleet of dolphins to collect all the plastic
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Rogan, Musk and Snoop

Joe: Hey guys, welcome to the show! Today we have Elon Musk and Snoop Dog joining us today. What's up? Elon: Not much, Joe. Just busy launching rockets and trying to colonize Mars. Snoop: And I'm just chillin', smokin' some weed, you know. Joe Rogan: So, Elon, you're known for pushing the limits of technology and innovation. What's the next big thing we can expect from you? Elon Musk: Well, Joe, we're working on a new project that will revolutionize the way we travel. We're creating a system of underground tunnels that will allow people to travel across cities at high speed. Joe Rogan: Oh, that's cool! But what if people get bored in the tunnels? Shouldn't you add some kind of entertainment? Snoop: Yeah, like strippers and pole dancing! Elon Musk: Well, that's an interesting idea, Snoop. But I think we'll stick to something a bit more practical. Joe Rogan: And what about colonizing Mars? What's the plan? Elon Musk: Well, Joe, it

US Presidents review Super Mario Bros.

Joe Biden: Alright gentlemen, let's get down to business. Today we're going to review one of the most popular video games of all time: Super Mario Bros. Donald Trump: Oh boy, I can't wait to talk about video games. It's about time we talked about something that really matters. Barack Obama: Donald, you do realize that this is just a game, right? It's not like we're solving world hunger here. Joe Biden: Actually, Barack, video games are an important part of our society.  They provide entertainment, promote critical thinking, and help reduce stress. Donald Trump: Whatever, Joe. Let's just talk about the game. Joe Biden: Alright, so what did you guys think of the game? Barack Obama: Well, I thought it was a classic. It's one of the most iconic games of all time and it's still fun to play today. Donald Trump: I have to disagree with you there, Obamna. I think the game is overrated. It's just a bunch of jumping and collecting coins. Joe Biden: I have

Joe Rogan Solves Racism

Joe Rogan: Hey guys, welcome to the show. Today, we're gonna be talking about racism. It's a sensitive topic, but we're all here to have an honest conversation about it. Jordan Peterson: It's a complex issue, Joe. We should approach it with nuance and care. Ben Shapiro: Yeah, nuance and care are important, but let's also be honest about the facts. The left loves to cry racism at everything Joe Rogan: Ben, I think that's a little extreme. There's definitely still racism out there. Ben Shapiro: Of course there is, Joe. But we need to have an honest conversation about the root causes of racism. Jordan Peterson: And the role that culture and personal responsibility play in perpetuating it. Joe Rogan: Well, how do we solve racism then? Ben Shapiro: Easy. We just stop talking about it. Jordan Peterson: That's not a solution, Ben. We need to address the root causes. Joe Rogan: Yeah, but how do we do that? Ben Shapiro: We need to have a serious conversation

Andrew Tate speaks out after leaving Jail (w/ MoistCr1TiKaL and Joe Rogan)

Joe Rogan: Hey folks. Today we have a very special show for you. After being moved from jail to house arrest, we're joined by controversial social media influencer, Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate: Hey Joe, thanks for having me on the show.  Joe Rogan: And also, MoistCr1TiKaL, aka Charlie. MoistCr1TiKaL: Hey Joe. Andrew Tate: What? Why is he here?  Joe Rogan:  We had a scheduling conflict, but don't worry about it. So Andrew, how are you holding up? Andrew Tate: I'm doing well, all things considered. MoistCr1TiKaL: Yeah, he's doing great. You know, just your average human trafficker under house arrest. Andrew Tate: Come on, Charlie. That's not fair. I've been falsely accused.  MoistCr1TiKaL: Yeah, I'm sure the cops just randomly decided to pick you out of a crowd of people and accuse you of trafficking. Joe Rogan: Alright, Andrew, let's talk about this. You were arrested on suspicion of organized crime and human trafficking. What do you have to say about

Trumps talks about his indictment (w/ Joe Rogan)

Joe Rogan: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight is the one and only, Donald Trump. How are you doing, Mr. President? Donald Trump: Joe, I’m doing great. It’s great to be here, really great. Nobody does interviews like you, Joe. Joe Rogan: Thank you, Mr. President. So, I heard you’ve been indicted in New York. Can you tell us what happened? Donald Trump: Yes. I've been indicted by a group of crooked New York prosecutors who are just out to get me.  Let me tell you, Joe. It's all a hoax, a witch hunt, a complete and total scam. They're just jealous of my success. Sad! Joe Rogan: But it’s all over the news. They’re saying it’s about a hush-money payment to a porn star during your 2016 campaign. Donald Trump: Hush money? What hush money? They say I paid off a porn star, Stormy Daniels, but let me tell you, she's lying! I never even met her. And even if I did, she wasn't that good-looking. Joe Rogan: But there's evidence that you did pay her off. Donald Trump:

Justin Roiland comes clean in Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Joe Rogan Experience. My guest today is the co-creator of Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland. Justin, how are you doing today? Justin Roiland: Hey Joe, I'm good. Thanks for having me on. Joe Rogan: So, let's get right to it. I'm sure a lot of people want to know about the recent news regarding the domestic abuse charges that were dropped against you. What can you tell us about that? Justin Roiland: Yeah, it was a tough time for me and my family, but I'm just glad it's all over now. The charges were dropped due to lack of evidence, and I'm just happy to put it all behind me. Joe Rogan: Alright, fair enough. But, I gotta bring up something else that's been circulating lately. There are some pretty incriminating text messages that have come out where you were engaging in inappropriate conversations with minors. What's your explanation for that? Justin Roiland: Oh man, here we go again.