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Joe Rogan: Hey Ben, have you heard about the plastic waste problem in the oceans? Ben Shapiro: Yes, Joe. It's a serious issue that we need to address. Have you considered reducing your personal plastic use by bringing reusable bags and containers to the grocery store?  Joe Rogan: Yeah, I've thought about that, but I want to come up with something bigger. I think I've got an idea. What if we sent all the plastic to space? Ben Shapiro: Joe, that's not a practical solution. The amount of energy and resources required to launch all that plastic into space would be enormous. Joe Rogan: But what if we could create a giant vacuum that sucks up all the plastic waste and transports it to a distant planet? Ben Shapiro: That's just not a practical or realistic solution. We need to focus on reducing our plastic use and properly disposing of it through established methods. Joe Rogan: Okay, how about this then? We could train a fleet of dolphins to collect all the plastic

Joe: Hey guys, welcome to the show! Today we have Elon Musk and Snoop Dog joining us today. What's up? Elon: Not much, Joe. Just busy launching rockets and trying to colonize Mars. Snoop: And I'm just chillin', smokin' some weed, you know. Joe Rogan: So, Elon, you're known for pushing the limits of technology and innovation. What's the next big thing we can expect from you? Elon Musk: Well, Joe, we're working on a new project that will revolutionize the way we travel. We're creating a system of underground tunnels that will allow people to travel across cities at high speed. Joe Rogan: Oh, that's cool! But what if people get bored in the tunnels? Shouldn't you add some kind of entertainment? Snoop: Yeah, like strippers and pole dancing! Elon Musk: Well, that's an interesting idea, Snoop. But I think we'll stick to something a bit more practical. Joe Rogan: And what about colonizing Mars? What's the plan? Elon Musk: Well, Joe, it

Joe Biden: Alright gentlemen, let's get down to business. Today we're going to review one of the most popular video games of all time: Super Mario Bros. Donald Trump: Oh boy, I can't wait to talk about video games. It's about time we talked about something that really matters. Barack Obama: Donald, you do realize that this is just a game, right? It's not like we're solving world hunger here. Joe Biden: Actually, Barack, video games are an important part of our society.  They provide entertainment, promote critical thinking, and help reduce stress. Donald Trump: Whatever, Joe. Let's just talk about the game. Joe Biden: Alright, so what did you guys think of the game? Barack Obama: Well, I thought it was a classic. It's one of the most iconic games of all time and it's still fun to play today. Donald Trump: I have to disagree with you there, Obamna. I think the game is overrated. It's just a bunch of jumping and collecting coins. Joe Biden: I have

Joe Rogan: Hey guys, welcome to the show. Today, we're gonna be talking about racism. It's a sensitive topic, but we're all here to have an honest conversation about it. Jordan Peterson: It's a complex issue, Joe. We should approach it with nuance and care. Ben Shapiro: Yeah, nuance and care are important, but let's also be honest about the facts. The left loves to cry racism at everything Joe Rogan: Ben, I think that's a little extreme. There's definitely still racism out there. Ben Shapiro: Of course there is, Joe. But we need to have an honest conversation about the root causes of racism. Jordan Peterson: And the role that culture and personal responsibility play in perpetuating it. Joe Rogan: Well, how do we solve racism then? Ben Shapiro: Easy. We just stop talking about it. Jordan Peterson: That's not a solution, Ben. We need to address the root causes. Joe Rogan: Yeah, but how do we do that? Ben Shapiro: We need to have a serious conversation

Joe Rogan: Hey folks. Today we have a very special show for you. After being moved from jail to house arrest, we're joined by controversial social media influencer, Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate: Hey Joe, thanks for having me on the show.  Joe Rogan: And also, MoistCr1TiKaL, aka Charlie. MoistCr1TiKaL: Hey Joe. Andrew Tate: What? Why is he here?  Joe Rogan:  We had a scheduling conflict, but don't worry about it. So Andrew, how are you holding up? Andrew Tate: I'm doing well, all things considered. MoistCr1TiKaL: Yeah, he's doing great. You know, just your average human trafficker under house arrest. Andrew Tate: Come on, Charlie. That's not fair. I've been falsely accused.  MoistCr1TiKaL: Yeah, I'm sure the cops just randomly decided to pick you out of a crowd of people and accuse you of trafficking. Joe Rogan: Alright, Andrew, let's talk about this. You were arrested on suspicion of organized crime and human trafficking. What do you have to say about