Joe: Welcome to the show, folks. Today, we have a very special guest. He's a mad scientist, a genius inventor, and a notorious alcoholic. Please welcome Rick Sanchez! Rick: (burps) Hey, what's up, Joe? It's good to be here, I guess. Joe: So, Rick, what's the secret to your success? How did you become such a renowned scientist? Rick: Well, Joe, let me tell you a little secret. I had an early life crisis and decided to drop out of high school to experiment with every drug known to man. After years of tripping balls, I stumbled upon a portal gun that opened my mind to a whole new universe of possibilities. Joe: That's insane, Rick. Speaking of drugs, have you ever tried DMT? Rick: DMT? Pfft, that's child's play. I've concocted a few of my own cocktails that make DMT look like Flintstone vitamins. Joe: (laughs) That's crazy. I gotta ask, have you ever experimented with any other kinds of drugs? Rick: (smirks) You know me too well, Joe. Let's just say...
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